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Like Life Lorrie Moore

Quote from Lorrie Moore, Like Life

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

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Stephen Fry

Quote from Stephen Fry

It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that.’ As if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually nothing more… than a whine. ‘I find that offensive.’ It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. ‘I am offended by that.’ Well, so fucking what.”, The Guardian, 5 June 2005]

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Rockstar

Quote from Jess C. Scott, Rockstar

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Small Bachelor

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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Quote from Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

Should I pull on a shirt?” he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. “No.” He’d be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn’t going to tell him that part. “You’re fine.

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Quote from Kelley Armstrong

If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.

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Brandon Sanderson

Quote from Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It’s really funny.

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Quote from Anthony Horowitz, Ark Angel

You must have been going very fast.””I was, until I hit the fence.

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Shannon Hale The Goose Girl

Quote from Shannon Hale, The Goose Girl

Yes, we’ll yell, ‘Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese’.

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Michelle Hodkin The Evolution of Mara Dyer

Quote from Michelle Hodkin, The Evolution of Mara Dyer

You like them,” I realized.Noah’s eyebrows lifted in question.”Like as people.””As opposed to…furniture?””They’re my PARENTS.””That is my understanding, yes.

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