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Tag: Mark Twain

Mark Twain | life

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.