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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Mort

He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times: The Play

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

And then Jack chopped down what was the world’s last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant’s children didn’t have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done…which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in the same way that anything massive enough got a generous helping of gravity. The universe had a definite tendency towards awareness. This suggested a certain subtle cruelty woven into the very fabric of space-time.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn’t be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

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