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Quote from Terry Pratchett, The Truth

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said.Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Bursar?””Yes, Archchancellor?””You ain’t a member of some secret society or somethin’, are you?””Me? No, Archchancellor.””Then it’d be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’Not me, sir. Other people. They see the sword and don’t attack me,’ said Maladict patiently.Yes, but if they did, lad, you wouldn’t be any good with it,’ said the sergeant.No, sir. I’d probably settle for just ripping their heads off, sir. That’s what I mean by protection, sir. Theirs, not mine. And I’d get hell from the League if I did that, sir.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight

I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.’She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley.IT’S EDUCATIONAL.’What if she cuts herself?’THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

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