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Stephen Colbert | truth

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, ‘Keep your facts, I’m going with the truth.’

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Stephen Colbert | teacher

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

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Stephen Colbert | poetry

I wrote things for the school’s newspaper, and – like all teenagers – I dabbled in poetry.

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Stephen Colbert | mom

No, my mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.

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Stephen Colbert | inspirational

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

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Stephen Colbert | famous

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It’s only the dogs who’ve accepted Christ.

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

So if animals aren’t our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you’re reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I’ve ever written, and I hope it’s the first book you’ve ever read. Don’t make a habit of it.

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