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Martin Amis

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The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.

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Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

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The Complete Far Side

Quote from Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.

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Edgar Allan Poe Loss of Breath

Quote from Edgar Allan Poe, Loss of Breath

Invisible things are the only realities.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy’s Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day’s work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city’s reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.

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Vanity Fair William Makepeace Thackeray

Quote from William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?

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Matt Groening

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I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

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P.G. Wodehouse

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

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Voltaire

Quote from Voltaire

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.”, May 16, 1767)

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Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

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