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Peter Kreeft

Quote from Peter Kreeft, Jesus-Shock

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer’s icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.

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Sarah Rees Brennan The Demon's Covenant

Quote from Sarah Rees Brennan, The Demon’s Covenant

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

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Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings

Quote from Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

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Oliver Goldsmith She Stoops to Conquer

Quote from Oliver Goldsmith, She Stoops to Conquer

Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.

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Rick Riordan The Battle of the Labyrinth

Quote from Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

I turned to Dionysus. “You cured him?””Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.””But…you did something nice. Why?”He raised and eyebrow. “I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven’t you noticed?

Quote from Carl R White

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff

Quote from Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

It’s sarcasm, Josh.”“Sarcasm?”“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”“There you go, you got it.”“Got what?”“Sarcasm.”“No, I meant it.”“Sure you did.”“Is that sarcasm?”“Irony, I think.”“What’s the difference?”“I haven’t the slightest idea.”“So you’re being ironic now, right?”“No, I really don’t know.”“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”“Now you’ve got it.”“What?”“Sarcasm.

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Roger Kettle

Quote from Roger Kettle, Beau Peep: Book Thirteen

I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world……I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom……and I’ve decided you’re a pillock.]

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Rules of Attraction Simone Elkeles

Quote from Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

Hey, Carlos,” the Professor says when he walks in. “How was REACH?””It sucked.””Can you be more specific?” my guardian asks.”It really sucked,” I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Quote from Abigail Gibbs, Dinner with a Vampire

Can you enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That would be rude.

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