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Mark Twain The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Quote from Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Yes – en I’s rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I’s wuth eight hund’d dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn’ want no mo’.

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Quote from Mark Twain, Diaries of Adam & Eve

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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Mark Twain The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Quote from Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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Mark Twain Pudd'nhead Wilson and Other Tales

Quote from Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson and Other Tales

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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Mark Twain Speeches

Quote from Mark Twain, Speeches

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

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Quote from Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Mark Twain Notebook

Quote from Mark Twain, Notebook

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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Mark Twain Roughing It Vol. 1

Quote from Mark Twain, Roughing It, Vol 1

So I learned then, that gold in it’s native state is but dull, unornamental stuff, and that only low-born metals excite the admiration of the ignorant with an ostentatious glitter. However, like the rest of the world, I still go underrating men of gold and glorifying men of mica. Commonplace human nature cannot rise above that.

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Quote from Mark Twain, Christian Science

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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Mark Twain The Innocents Abroad

Quote from Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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