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Jeff Ross | respect

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It’s so fun. People are busting each other’s chops, and it’s a sign of affection, truly. It’s a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit ’em hard.

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jealousy

Jeff Ross | jealousy

When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That’s a fact.

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humor

Jeff Ross | humor

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

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humor

Jeff Ross | humor

Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.

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funny

Jeff Ross | funny

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere.

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funny

Jeff Ross | funny

I’ve actually tried to roast somebody that I don’t like, and it doesn’t go well. Either they’re a bad sport or I’m not as funny as I could be.

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funny

Jeff Ross | funny

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

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friendship

Jeff Ross | friendship

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It’s so fun. People are busting each other’s chops, and it’s a sign of affection, truly. It’s a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit ’em hard.

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attitude

Quote from Jeff Ross | attitude

attitude

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alone

Quote from Jeff Ross | alone

alone

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