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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It’s only the dogs who’ve accepted Christ.

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So if animals aren’t our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you’re reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I’ve ever written, and I hope it’s the first book you’ve ever read. Don’t make a habit of it.

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

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Quote from Stephen Colbert, I Am America

Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.

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