Quote from Dave Barry
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.
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Quote from Nalini Singh, Kiss of Snow
She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. âSometimes I really want toââa frustrated soundââbite you!â He froze. âI might let you.â âI wonât do it if youâd enjoy it.
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Quote from Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy? “I try very hard to be annoying,” Leo said. “Don’t insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I’m a lowly mechanic. You’re like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I’m supposed to resent you.” “Lord of the Universe?” (Jason) “Sure, you’re all-bam! Lightning man. And ‘Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-” (Leo) “Shut up, Valdez.” (Jason) Leo managed a little smile. “Yeah, see. I do annoy you.” “I apologize for apologizing.” (Jason) “Thank you.” He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted-just not quite so angry.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
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Quote from Rachel Caine, Ghost Town
You humans, always eating. I’ll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working.” Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”Don’t use the same beaker you used for poisons!” Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. “I mean it!
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Quote from David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?””I give.””You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there’s a dog.
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Quote from Salvador DalĂ, DalĂ’s Mustache
Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache – it is better for the health.However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: “Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?”Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.
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