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Oh My Goth

Quote from Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.

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The Darkest Whisper

Quote from Gena Showalter, The Darkest Whisper

He’s a love-’em-and-leave-’em kind of guy. And though he’s not a Lord, he does have a curse hanging over his head. I have the book to prove it.”William growled low in his throat. “Anya! Must you share my secrets with everyone?” He flattened his palms on the arms of his chair. “Fine. If you can spill, I can, too. Anya’s the reason the Titanic sank. She was playing chicken with the icebergs.”Scowling, Anya anchored her hands on her hips. “William had a bronze made of his penis and placed it on his mantel.

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The Darkest Night

Quote from Gena Showalter, The Darkest Night

That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a happily-ever-after.

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The Darkest Secret

Quote from Gena Showalter, The Darkest Secret

Hate. Huh. He’d never hated himself. If anything, he’d always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn’t denied it, either, and next time he’d slept with her, he’d made sure to scream, “Strider” at the pivotal moment.” –Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat–

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Quote from Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

Should I pull on a shirt?” he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. “No.” He’d be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn’t going to tell him that part. “You’re fine.

Quote from Gena Showalter, Heart of Darkness

To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome.

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Quote from Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He’s actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian’s mother

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The Darkest Kiss

Quote from Gena Showalter, The Darkest Kiss

He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.Her nose wrinkled. “Step in something?” she asked innocently. mind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He had an erection.

Deep tissue massage for headaches and migraines. A taste of his own poison ? shatta wale was not paid any £80k for his performance at the. Relationship & social life.