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W.C. Fields

Quote from W.C. Fields

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

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W.C. Fields

Quote from W.C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Quote from Warren Ellis

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

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David Sedaris Naked

Quote from David Sedaris, Naked

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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Jeff Foxworthy

Quote from Jeff Foxworthy

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

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Terry Pratchett

Quote from Terry Pratchett

Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Quote from James Crumley

Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.

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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

Quote from Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.

Quote from Alex Levine

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

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