Quote from Eddie Izzard, Glorious

But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!””Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.

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Arthur Conan Doyle Silver Blaze

Quote from Arthur Conan Doyle, Silver Blaze

Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?’ ‘To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.’ ‘The dog did nothing in the night-time.”That was the curious incident,’ remarked Sherlock Holmes.

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Michael Bassey Johnson

Quote from Michael Bassey Johnson

Buy a gift for a dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.

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Michelle Herman

Quote from Michelle Herman, Dog

She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm…

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Lisi Harrison The Clique

Quote from Lisi Harrison, The Clique

Are you a female dog?””What?” Massie asked. “Why?”

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