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David Sedaris | change

I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

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David Sedaris | birthday

It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’

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Quote from David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character.

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Quote from David Sedaris, Naked

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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Quote from David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.

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Quote from David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.

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