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David Sedaris Truth

David Sedaris | truth

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.

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David Sedaris movies

David Sedaris | movies

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

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David Sedaris movies

David Sedaris | movies

But most good movies have a gun in them.

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David Sedaris morning

David Sedaris | morning

I’ve been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it’s just whining, but every so often there’ll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It’s an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. ‘That’s not what you said on February 3, 1996,’ I’ll say to someone.

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David Sedaris humor

David Sedaris | humor

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I’ve written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

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David Sedaris humor

David Sedaris | humor

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

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David Sedaris funny

David Sedaris | funny

I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer.

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David Sedaris funny

David Sedaris | funny

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

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David Sedaris family

David Sedaris | family

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won’t be offended.

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David Sedaris family

David Sedaris | family

My family isn’t really all that different from anyone else’s. Well, maybe they’re a bit more entertaining.

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