Quote from Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

There’s some heinous fuckery goin’ on mon.

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Quote from Christopher Moore, You Suck

Let me say right here, if I haven’t made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in the last twenty-four hours to bruise my delicate psyche for a lifetime, so don’t be surprised if you someday find me wandering the moors at midnight, a crazed look in my eye, babbling about albino Tater Tots nesting in Brillo pads and being pursued by sagging man ass, because that shit can happen when you’ve been traumatized.

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Quote from Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

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Practical Demonkeeping

Quote from Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them.

Quote from Christopher Moore, Island of the Sequined Love Nun

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff

Quote from Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

It’s sarcasm, Josh.”“Sarcasm?”“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”“There you go, you got it.”“Got what?”“Sarcasm.”“No, I meant it.”“Sure you did.”“Is that sarcasm?”“Irony, I think.”“What’s the difference?”“I haven’t the slightest idea.”“So you’re being ironic now, right?”“No, I really don’t know.”“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”“Now you’ve got it.”“What?”“Sarcasm.

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Quote from Christopher Moore, Fool

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

Quote from Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

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The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Quote from Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

People, generally, suck.

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Quote from Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

Oh, sweetie, I’m sorry, you can’t have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that’s never going to happen again.

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