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Bill Watterson Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

Quote from Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes “Boink”: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.

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Quote from Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?”Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet

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Quote from Bill Watterson, Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

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Bill Watterson The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

Quote from Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

The world isn’t fair, Calvin.””I know Dad, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

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Quote from Bill Watterson, It’s a Magical World: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

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Bill Watterson The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

Quote from Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.

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Bill Watterson There's Treasure Everywhere

Quote from Bill Watterson, There’s Treasure Everywhere

I’m a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

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Bill Watterson There's Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

Quote from Bill Watterson, There’s Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

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Quote from Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

From now on, I’m not doing anything I don’t want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success…. I’m just here to cash in.

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Bill Watterson The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Quote from Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Reality continues to ruin my life.

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