Mitch Hedberg | funny
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Mitch Hedberg | dreams
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.
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Mitch Hedberg | car
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.
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Mitch Hedberg | business
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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