Mitch Hedberg | work
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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg | work
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
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Mitch Hedberg | time
Y’know, you can’t please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show.
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Mitch Hedberg | time
Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’
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Mitch Hedberg | time
I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all.
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Mitch Hedberg | morning
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
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