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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.<\/p>\n

George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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