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Here is one I would suggest: &#8220;Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. 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