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Tag: Woody Allen

Woody Allen | failure

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.

It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.

Marriage is the death of hope.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

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