Tag: Steven Wrighthumor

I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, “Do I know you?