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Rodney Dangerfield Truth

Rodney Dangerfield | truth

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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Rodney Dangerfield Time

Rodney Dangerfield | time

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself.

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Rodney Dangerfield Time

Rodney Dangerfield | time

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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Rodney Dangerfield Time

Rodney Dangerfield | time

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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Rodney Dangerfield sports

Rodney Dangerfield | sports

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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Rodney Dangerfield | respect

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

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Rodney Dangerfield | respect

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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Rodney Dangerfield | pet

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

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Rodney Dangerfield | pet

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

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Rodney Dangerfield | pet

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

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