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humor Robert Orben

Robert Orben | humor

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff.

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humor Robert Orben

Robert Orben | humor

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

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humor Robert Orben

Robert Orben | humor

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh.

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Home Robert Orben

Robert Orben | home

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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history Robert Orben

Robert Orben | history

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

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health Robert Orben

Robert Orben | health

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

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health Robert Orben

Robert Orben | health

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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happiness Robert Orben

Robert Orben | happiness

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

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graduation Robert Orben

Robert Orben | graduation

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

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government Robert Orben

Robert Orben | government

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.

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