Tag: Rita Rudner

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parenting Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | parenting

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

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movingon Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | movingon

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up with someone on purpose.

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money Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | money

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

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men Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | men

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

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men Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | men

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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medical Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | medical

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.

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marriage Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | marriage

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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marriage Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | marriage

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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marriage Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | marriage

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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marriage Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner | marriage

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

80 self confidence positive affirmations for self esteem & self love. The lana headband in matte sequin. 620 loft and garden micro wedding.