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Tyson- “Cash? Like…green paper?”Percy- “Yeah.”Tyson- “Like the kind in duffel bags?”Percy-“Yeah, but we lost those bags days a-g-g–.” “Tyson! How did you–“Tyson- “Thought it was a feed bag for Rainbow. Found it floating in sea, but only paper inside. Sorry.

After the satyrs filed in to dinner, the Hermes cabin brought up the rear. They were always the biggest cabin. Last summer it had been led by Luke, the guy who fought with Thalia and Annabeth on top of Half-Blood Hill. For a while, before Poseidon had claimed me, I’d lodged in the Hermes cabin. Luke had befriended me…and then he’d tried to kill me.

Fortunately, we did most of our athletic stuff inside, so we didn’t have to jog through Tribeca looking like a bunch of boot-camp hippie children.