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Dizzy Dean | medical

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

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Cass Canfield | medical

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

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Cesar Romero | medical

I’m 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down – at least he did until he dropped dead.

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Henny Youngman medical

Henny Youngman | medical

When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

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Walter Matthau | medical

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

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Lewis Thomas medical

Lewis Thomas | medical

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

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Ovid | medical

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.

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Nicolas Cage | medical

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor’s office and they did my X-ray and didn’t find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

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Hippocrates medical

Hippocrates | medical

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

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Denis Diderot medical

Denis Diderot | medical

The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.

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