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Lily Tomlin | home

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

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Lily Tomlin | government

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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Lily Tomlin | god

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

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Lily Tomlin | funny

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

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Lily Tomlin | funny

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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Lily Tomlin | funny

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

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Lily Tomlin | funny

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Lily Tomlin | failure

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

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Lily Tomlin | best

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

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