Johnny Carson | happiness
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Johnny Carson | funny
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Johnny Carson | food
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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