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Joe Rogan | time

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

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sports

Joe Rogan | sports

Your body’s really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

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sports

Joe Rogan | sports

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

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movies

Joe Rogan | movies

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

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marriage

Joe Rogan | marriage

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.

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Joe Rogan | imagination

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

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funny

Joe Rogan | funny

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

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funny

Joe Rogan | funny

I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way.

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funny

Joe Rogan | funny

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

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funny

Joe Rogan | funny

The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

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