Joan Rivers - 🦋 Beautiful Quotes

Joan Rivers | funny

Never floss with a stranger.

If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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