Tag: Jerry Seinfeld

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funny

Jerry Seinfeld | funny

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

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funny

Jerry Seinfeld | funny

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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funny

Jerry Seinfeld | funny

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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family

Jerry Seinfeld | family

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Death

Jerry Seinfeld | death

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.

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Dad

Jerry Seinfeld | dad

I love being a dad. I just love it.

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car

Jerry Seinfeld | car

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

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business

Jerry Seinfeld | business

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.

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birthday

Jerry Seinfeld | birthday

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’

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anger

Quote from Jerry Seinfeld | anger

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