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music

Jay London | music

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

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morning

Jay London | morning

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.

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medical

Jay London | medical

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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Home

Jay London | home

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

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funny

Jay London | funny

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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funny

Jay London | funny

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.

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funny

Jay London | funny

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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dating

Jay London | dating

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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Dad

Jay London | dad

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

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