Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn’t to get another writer to clone me… it’s more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.
Tag: Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich | mom
Janet Evanovich | humor
Janet Evanovich | humor
Janet Evanovich | humor
Quote from Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents’ house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.”I’m not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me,” Ranger said.[Stephanie] “She wants to see you naked.””I wish you hadn’t told me that, babe.””Everyone I know wants to see you naked.””And you?””Never crossed my mind.” I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn’t stike me down dead for lying.
She’ll be back,” Ranger said. “But not tonight.”[Stephanie] “How’d you get her to leave?””Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home.”I could feel the heat rush to my face.Ranger gave me the wolf smile. “I lied about it being tonight,” he said.
Ranger is an unusual name,” she managed. “Is it a nickname?”It’s a street name,” Ranger said. “I was a Ranger in the army.”I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.”My father’s mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out.My mother froze, her fork poised in midair.That’s sort of a joke,” I told Grandma. “Rangers don’t get dogs pregnant in real life.”I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.