Tag: Henny Youngman

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funny Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman | funny

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

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Dad Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman | dad

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad but New York City?

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car Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman | car

I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

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car Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman | car

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

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anniversary Henny Youngman

Quote from Henny Youngman | anniversary

anniversary

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anniversary Henny Youngman

Quote from Henny Youngman | anniversary

anniversary

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