Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Henny Youngman teacher

Henny Youngman | teacher

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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Henny Youngman music

Henny Youngman | music

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Henny Youngman morning

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

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Henny Youngman money

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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.

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Henny Youngman money

Henny Youngman | money

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.

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Henny Youngman medical

Henny Youngman | medical

When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

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