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Groucho Marx relationship

Groucho Marx | relationship

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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Groucho Marx | power

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

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Groucho Marx politics

Groucho Marx | politics

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.

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Groucho Marx politics

Groucho Marx | politics

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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Groucho Marx music

Groucho Marx | music

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Groucho Marx morning

Groucho Marx | morning

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

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Groucho Marx medical

Groucho Marx | medical

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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Groucho Marx medical

Groucho Marx | medical

I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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Groucho Marx marriage

Groucho Marx | marriage

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.

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Groucho Marx marriage

Groucho Marx | marriage

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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