Tag: George Carlin

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George Carlin Time

George Carlin | time

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.

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George Carlin religion

George Carlin | religion

Religion is just mind control.

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George Carlin pet

George Carlin | pet

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

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George Carlin money

George Carlin | money

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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George Carlin Life

George Carlin | life

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

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George Carlin good

George Carlin | good

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

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George Carlin good

George Carlin | good

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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future George Carlin

George Carlin | future

There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

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funny George Carlin

George Carlin | funny

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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funny George Carlin

George Carlin | funny

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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