George Bernard Shaw

Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.