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Tag: Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz | women

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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Fran Lebowitz teen

Fran Lebowitz | teen

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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Fran Lebowitz success

Fran Lebowitz | success

Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.

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Fran Lebowitz romantic

Fran Lebowitz | romantic

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

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Fran Lebowitz pet

Fran Lebowitz | pet

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

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Fran Lebowitz peace

Fran Lebowitz | peace

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

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Fran Lebowitz Nature

Fran Lebowitz | nature

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

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Fran Lebowitz Nature

Fran Lebowitz | nature

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.