The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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When I was trying to impress Kate I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation, so I was quite glad she was there at the time.

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Dave Barry Food

Dave Barry | food

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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Food Sophia Loren

Sophia Loren | food

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

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Demetri Martin Food

Demetri Martin | food

I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

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