I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

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