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Erma Bombeck | god

God created man, but I could do better.

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Erma Bombeck | god

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.

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Erma Bombeck funny

Erma Bombeck | funny

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

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Erma Bombeck funny

Erma Bombeck | funny

Never have more children than you have car windows.

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Erma Bombeck funny

Erma Bombeck | funny

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.

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Erma Bombeck Food

Erma Bombeck | food

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

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Erma Bombeck Food

Erma Bombeck | food

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

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Erma Bombeck Food

Erma Bombeck | food

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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Erma Bombeck family

Erma Bombeck | family

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

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Erma Bombeck family

Erma Bombeck | family

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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