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Erma Bombeck | time

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ‘Checkout Time is 18 years.’

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

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Erma Bombeck Time

Erma Bombeck | time

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.

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Erma Bombeck success

Erma Bombeck | success

Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.

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Erma Bombeck strength

Erma Bombeck | strength

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

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Erma Bombeck sports

Erma Bombeck | sports

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

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Erma Bombeck society

Erma Bombeck | society

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

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Erma Bombeck society

Erma Bombeck | society

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

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Erma Bombeck religion

Erma Bombeck | religion

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

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Erma Bombeck politics

Erma Bombeck | politics

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.

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