Tag: Erma Bombeck

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.

I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.