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Chris Rock | humor

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.

Hollywood’s just not funny.

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.

Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I love being famous. It’s almost like being white.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I’m famous.

173 positive words of affirmations for your man – just my little mess. In love club jumper large in love club. Choosing the perfect beach venue.