Tag: Billy Connolly

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trust

Billy Connolly | trust

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.

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Time

Billy Connolly | time

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don’t sit in the dark hiding. It’s easy to hide and shout and waste people’s time.

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pet

Billy Connolly | pet

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

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marriage

Billy Connolly | marriage

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

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Billy Connolly | imagination

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

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funny

Billy Connolly | funny

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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funny

Billy Connolly | funny

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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car

Billy Connolly | car

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day.

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alone

Quote from Billy Connolly | alone

alone

Positive uplifting affirmations boost your mood. In love club jumper medium. If you’re looking for a naturally beautiful setting, public parks and beaches can be ideal for a micro wedding.