Tag: Alexei Sayle

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Women

Alexei Sayle | women

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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travel

Alexei Sayle | travel

If you travel to the States… they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say ‘elevator’, we say ‘lift’ they say ‘drapes’, we say ‘curtains’ they say ‘president’, we say ‘seriously deranged git.’

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politics

Alexei Sayle | politics

I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn’t work in the summer though. I don’t have the right clothes.

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Death

Alexei Sayle | death

I’ve accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

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Death

Alexei Sayle | death

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

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