Category: Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?